Git Yer Fortune Told! (Shameless plug for a friend… who’s actually my wife)

 

Self-taught on the dusty, sweltering, crime infested streets of historical 2008 Austin, Texas, Tarrien has honed her perceptive, ice-cold skills to a point sharp enough to leave you rocking back and forth while drooling and eating your own hair. If you are brave enough to pay the blood price you can avail yourself of her arsenal of fortune telling weapons: tarot reading, tea reading, candle reading and flesh melting, crystal ball reading, pendulum reading. All priced at a measly $30 because she completely undervalues herself. Add an extra $5 to get her to do the spooky voice and behavior. When your reading is finished you must walk away quickly and not look back. NEVER LOOK BACK!

Tarrien’s Tarot Readings on Facebook

Tarrien on Etsy

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