The sign on the door read: Laundry Thief! 5’ 4”, brown hair, hiding under the stairs. I know your face!
Um, okay. The stairs leading to the basement of my apartment building, a.k.a the laundry room, are actually quite open and non-threatening. Aside from knowing there are twenty-nine of them, I’m not too bothered by the climb. The picture below is not the actual stairs, but it gives you a good idea of how a saw them. See all the light?
Thanks to that sign, written in brown marker, and taped to the inside of the main entry door, I now have to go to the laundromat.